I just put up the last batch of pics and vids on instagram.
But first, I have one last vacation story for you. This one is slightly disturbing, so hold on tight.
I was in my hotel room chilling with a chica in the hot tub when things started to heat up.
As I was pleasuring her with my fingers, I felt something a bit strange.
My first thought was, “she forgot to take out her tampon.” And the boy scout in me was happy to lend a hand, so to speak.
But this thing was waaaay up there. It took a solid 5min fishing expedition to get this thing out.
But a tampon it was not.
It was a condom. And it certainly wasn’t one of mine.
The poor girl was mortified.
She assured me it couldn’t have been from another guy because her last se-xual experience was close to six months ago. So she decided to blame the incident on the gynecological exam she had 3 weeks prior.
Did her gyno really roll a condom over the speculum and somehow lodge it behind her cervix?
A dubious story, at best.
But calling a girl out on her bs accomplishes nothing. Especially in bed.
And since I have a policy of always acting playful and unaffected by any craziness that might happen in the bedroom, I just laughed it off and showed her that I wasn’t the least bit affected by it.
Because all it takes is one awkward reaction to make a girl feel embarrassed and ashamed. And then she’s going to be nervous and tense whenever she’s naked around you.
So that’s the lesson for today. Actually, the much better lesson is that you need to head down to my secret vacation spot and have some crazy adventures of your own.
If you want to learn more, then reply to this email with “tell me more” and I’ll shoot you over all the details.
In the meantime, you can check out the new pics and vids on my Instagram stories.
A put up a bunch of new cuties to give you an idea of what to expect when you head down there, yourself.
Go to my page (@jaycataldo) and click on my profile picture to see them.
Ciao for now.
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