{"id":106,"date":"2020-07-13T18:40:48","date_gmt":"2020-07-13T18:40:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/learnhypnosisfast.com\/blog\/?p=106"},"modified":"2020-07-13T20:05:54","modified_gmt":"2020-07-13T20:05:54","slug":"she-cried-hysterically-while-i-was-still-inside-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/learnhypnosisfast.com\/blog\/she-cried-hysterically-while-i-was-still-inside-her\/","title":{"rendered":"She cried hysterically while I was still inside her"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Something interesting happened with my Russian yoga girl this weekend which gives me the opportunity to teach you something extremely important.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This teaching tale contains a simple bedroom tip that less than .01% of men know about &#8211; one that&#8217;s guaranteed to enrage feminists the world over and have them petitioning for my immediate disembowelment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I really do risk my life for you guys.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyhoo, if you\u2019re interested in making women worship the ground you walk on, then you\u2019ll wanna keep reading.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Since we\u2019re still in the early stages of dating (I met yoga girl a little over a month ago), I\u2019m still implementing my mandatory lockdown protocol.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In case you haven\u2019t been reading my emails, this protocol has nothing to do with covid-19. I\u2019m referring to the roadmap I use to lock down a woman\u2019s soul and make her fall hopelessly in love.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As I\u2019ve mentioned before, a big piece of my protocol involves se-xing a new girl at least 5x a day until she can\u2019t walk (or see) straight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But it\u2019s not just the frequency that does the trick. You need to give her a very specific type of se-x if you want to be bumped up to the \u201crockstar\u201d category of her mind. And, eventually, become the most important person in her entire life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So here\u2019s what went down\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>During one of our marathon sessions on Monday afternoon, she started sobbing uncontrollably while I was still inside her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was totally my fault, since part of my protocol involves making a woman cry during se-x.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Scandalous, I know.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As my sexy election-hacker was getting closer to another o-gasm, I pointed out how sad it was that she\u2019d be flying home in a few hours, and how much we\u2019re going to miss each other.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As expected, she started bawling her poor little eyes out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Being the gentleman that I am, rather than stopping to console her, I intensified my efforts while encouraging her to cry even harder.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(I may or may not have used some hypnotic languaging to make her emotions even more intense.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201cWow, just wow, Jay! I can\u2019t even! You sick, sadistic bastard!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ll admit\u2026 at first glance, this sounds incredibly mean-spirited.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But that\u2019s only because 99% of men don\u2019t realize the following fact about the opposite se-x. And that is\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Women love to feel ALL of their emotions, including the uncomfortable ones.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Most guys can\u2019t fathom that women actually ENJOY crying sometimes &#8211; even when they can barely breathe and their stomach is twisted up in knots.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And not all tears are equal, of course. It\u2019s obviously a much different experience when your girl cries during your marriage proposal, than upon discovering that you knocked up her best friend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>However, painful tears do have their place, and they can sometimes be used to strengthen your existing bond. Think of them as the emotional equivalent of red Loctite (designed for permanent sealing and soul locking).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When a woman feels overwhelming sadness upon being separated from the man she loves, it convinces her, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that her love is 100% real. She also rationalizes that you must be the most amazing guy in the world if you\u2019re able to make her feel this way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Now, you may be thinking, \u201cYou\u2019re an enormous asshole, Jay!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And I would wholeheartedly agree. I would also recommend that you strive to be more of an asshole, yourself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The RIGHT kind of asshole, that is. One who doesn\u2019t let society\u2019s rules and expectations stop him from giving women exactly what they crave.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The intense emotions I produced, coupled with the physical sensations of the se-x, created an incredibly powerful experience for her. This type of experience is actually very easy to replicate, but most men lack the BALLS to pull it off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So here\u2019s today\u2019s quick tip: strive to be completely calm and at ease whenever a woman starts crying. View a woman\u2019s tears as just another form of emotional expression (on par with yawning or sighing).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(If she\u2019s crying about something legit, then go console her. But 95% of the time, the best course of action is to just let her cry.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Once you can handle a woman\u2019s intense emotions without flinching, you\u2019ll not only gain even more of her respect, but you\u2019ll have neutralized one of her most powerful manipulation tactics.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And after you\u2019ve gotten comfortable with any and all displays of waterworks, you can then learn how to strategically elicit the right kind of tears (at the right times) to help solidify her growing infatuation with you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(You\u2019ll also need to know what to say and do AFTER she starts crying, or it won\u2019t have the intended soul-bonding effect.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As simple as this is, it\u2019s most definitely an advanced technique. And since most guys don\u2019t have the stones to pull it off, it gives you, yet another way, to completely stand out from the competition.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Simple tactics like this (i.e., purposely bringing up \u201cnegative\u201d emotions during sex) are incredibly powerful when they\u2019re utilized properly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Thanks to my adventures with the Russian girl, I\u2019m starting to become hyper aware of all the little things I do to make women become addicted to pleasing me in every way possible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ve also been meticulously jotting down every single one of them. Once I have them all compiled, I\u2019ll be able to give you a step-by-step blueprint for making a woman you\u2019re dating fall head over heels in love with you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But I\u2019ll warn you in advance\u2026 when I finally release this protocol, only Mindvana students will be allowed to purchase it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And that\u2019s because the Mindvana Method is the foundation of everything I do. Without Mindvana, you won\u2019t even understand half of what I\u2019m talking about.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Even though my lazy ass still hasn\u2019t formally hypnotized yoga girl yet, I\u2019m still constantly using hypnotic principles in all of our interactions. Truth be told, just Mindvana alone (if you use it properly) can be enough to make a woman love you for the rest of your life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But if you want the nuclear launch codes that will instantly cement your status as a se-x master, make your girl completely obsessed with pleasing you, and obliterate any and all current (and future) competition (no matter if they\u2019re taller, wealthier or better looking than you), then pray that I get everything on paper before the Russian sexxxes me to an early death (which almost happened on Sunday).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In the meantime, get to work on mastering Mindvana so you\u2019ll be ready to achieve God-like status when the time comes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><a href=\"\/mindvana\" target=\"_blank\" aria-label=\"undefined (opens in a new tab)\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">>>>Give women the ultimate pleasure and get the love you deserve right here<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>P.S.<\/strong> If you want near-guaranteed results as quickly as possible, then you\u2019ll want to get the Platinum Mindvana package, which comes with 3 months of private lessons. My students that have gotten the fastest results have all dramatically sped up the learning process by working with me 1-on-1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>P.P.S. <\/strong>I took yoga girl to the gun range this past weekend, and she shot like a champ. If you want to see a Russian assassin in action, go check out my Instagram stories (I\u2019ll be posting the videos in a few hours from now \u2013 my insta info is down below).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>P.P.P.S.<\/strong> There\u2019s a bit more to today\u2019s story\u2026 About 15min after she stopped crying (which happened to be just a few hours before her flight was scheduled to depart), a monsoon descended upon my town and flooded my street in a matter of minutes (water up to my knees).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I haven\u2019t seen flooding that bad in the last decade. Anyhoo, I was forced to cancel her flight and couldn\u2019t rebook her until Tuesday morning. Marathon se-x resumed and a smile returned to her pretty little face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>\u201cI already tell you, baby. I am real witch.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I might be in trouble here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ciao for now\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Jay<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Instagram: @jaycataldo<br>Twitter: @jaycataldo<br>Youtube: learn hypnosis in nyc<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something interesting happened with my Russian yoga girl this weekend which gives me the opportunity to teach you something extremely important. This teaching tale contains a simple bedroom tip that less than .01% of men know about &#8211; one that&#8217;s guaranteed to enrage feminists the world over and have them petitioning for my immediate disembowelment. 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