{"id":14,"date":"2020-07-11T18:10:47","date_gmt":"2020-07-11T18:10:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/learnhypnosisfast.com\/blog\/?p=14"},"modified":"2020-07-13T21:19:03","modified_gmt":"2020-07-13T21:19:03","slug":"drinking-coronas-and-freeeking-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/learnhypnosisfast.com\/blog\/drinking-coronas-and-freeeking-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Drinking coronas and freeeking out"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Another day trapped in the house. This lockdown reminds me of a line from the very bestest flick of the 80\u2019s:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI\u2019m here to chew bubble gum and wipe my ass. And I\u2019m all out of toilet paper.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Or something like that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But yeah, the Corona panic has everyone losing their minds. People are straight flipping out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Everyone but YOU, I hope, because you understand that life gets crazy sometimes, and stressing out over unknown variables only makes it harder to get through the day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yeah, it\u2019s super tough, especially if you were just laid off, but you\u2019re gonna pull through. We all are.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And to help take the edge off, I\u2019m gonna hook you up with some TP for your dirty mind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you own the 7-Day Quick Start Course, then you\u2019re familiar with my \u201cLimitless\u201d program, since I gave you track #1 as a free bonus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There are 2 tracks in Limitless that focus on stress reduction and teach dozens of techniques to help you navigate challenging life situations.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And you can grab both tracks right now as a free gift from me. No opt-in necessary and nothing to buy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just click on the dropbox links below. Then click on the button that says \u201copen\u201d (top right on the dropbox page), then click on \u201cdownload\u201d (and save the files to your desktop).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stress Reduction Track 1<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Stress Reduction Track 2<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

You can use this info to help yourself (along with your friends and family) stay sane, as you ride out this crazy storm.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Speaking of which\u2026 since most of the world is trapped at home and losing their minds, why not start offering hypnosis sessions over webcam?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

People are consuming copious amounts of po-rn and drugs to deal with the social isolation. You\u2019d be doing them a huge favor, plus you\u2019ll also benefit from getting in some practice time (and scoring some \u201cgood deed\u201d karma points).<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Even if all you do is put them in trance with an Elman induction and calm their racing minds, you\u2019ll be helping them immensely. So go jump on this.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

At the very least, take this time to work on improving yourself in all areas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You should be reading books, working on a side biz, learning new skills, exercising (with bands), eating healthy (no takeout), and perfecting your headshots for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Or you can waste time on Facebook where the majority of \u201cadults\u201d are passing out electronic coloring books to help everyone WASTE THEIR F$(%ING LIVES AWAY.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Because I guess some wise man once said: \u201cIf you\u2019re not sitting around waiting to die, then you\u2019re not really living.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just kill me now, please.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Lastly, a lot of people have been asking about live trainings this year, but that won\u2019t be possible for quite some time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So I\u2019m open to hosting some online workshops if there\u2019s enough interest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let me know what topics you\u2019re interested in and I\u2019ll consider putting something together.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

In the meantime, enjoy those tracks and stay safe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Jay<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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