{"id":264,"date":"2020-12-22T21:47:11","date_gmt":"2020-12-22T21:47:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/learnhypnosisfast.com\/blog\/?p=264"},"modified":"2020-12-22T21:47:13","modified_gmt":"2020-12-22T21:47:13","slug":"from-wimp-to-woke-how-a-proper-pimp-slap-can-resuscitate-a-flatlining-marriage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/learnhypnosisfast.com\/blog\/from-wimp-to-woke-how-a-proper-pimp-slap-can-resuscitate-a-flatlining-marriage\/","title":{"rendered":"From WIMP to WOKE \u2013 how a proper \u201cpimp slap\u201d can resuscitate a flatlining marriage"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Lots of guys wanted to chime in on the \u201cBob\u201d situation from last week\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

===<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cJay, you are spot on with Bob\u2026 his toxic attitude is the greatest threat to what he claims he wants to accomplish\u2026. I\u2019ve made that mistake before you helped me see the light\u2026 and that has changed everything about my ability to attract beautiful high quality women, changing my attitude even got the one I had been obsessing over to contact me\u2026. poor misguided Bob!\u201d -Jim T<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI\u2019m also a Bob, but thank God I\u2019m not THAT clueless!\u201d -a much less clueless Bob<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cKinda crazy how these guys come to you for advice and then flip their sh*t when you tell them the truth.\u201d -Rickster<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cJay that was golden advice. I made a very similar mistake to Bob last year. I wish I had found you sooner.\u201d -Akash<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI have a date tomorrow, this is going to be interesting, because this one is exactly the type who is likely, in the heat of the moment, to forget all else and indulge herself as she wants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I met her online and ran the Mindvana Lite protocol on her in video chat the other night, then she said she is coming here, from about 85 KM away on Saturday and we will \u201cspend the weekend together\u201d which I don\u2019t mind at all!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

“Bob” would likely run screaming like his hair was on fire, if he got his crush that hot, it would all be too new and strange to him! LOLOL<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fuc-king Jay has destroyed my entire life! Thank you, you crazy bass-turd! Can\u2019t wait for tomorrow, I mean those new Mindvana tapes\u2026\u201d-Markus<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI think you’ll find bob is a Virgo very hard to change his view if what he thinks a true i know this as i am also a Virgo but i am have been willing to change from that mindset so give him time he will try and use mindvana for what its intended for later in his life but for now just string him along and don’t question his beliefs just tell him it will work out in the end.\u201d -Mark<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Can you imagine being so emotionally fragile that the people around you need to LIE TO YOUR FACE because they\u2019re afraid to hurt your delicate feelings?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bob needs to put down the soy burgers and start hitting the weights.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Anyhoo, I refuse to leave you guys with a sour taste in your mouths. Let us purify the putrid stench of failure with an inspiring tale of redemption\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

===<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cOf course Bob has been through hell with her a hell of his own making because he has allowed her to be in control of the relationship. This is always the case with needy guys.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Women will complain bitterly about not being in control of a relationship but the minute a guy comes along who takes control of them they are all his lock stock and barrel. But they will still try to keep in a relationship with mister needy because he looks after them in ways Mr controller doesn’t.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you remember my letter about my wife on holiday kissing the barman it wasn’t just a thank you kiss either but as soon as I took control of the situation by taking the barmaid in my arms and really squeezing her close and with passion the speed at which my wife was across that place to get to me was nothing short of light speed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She has not done anything like that since and she is always with me now practically all the time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

As long as women think you have no other options they will give you a hard time but once they realize you will replace them in an instant then you have her for life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Women will tell you it’s OK for them to cheat on you for the different experience but they don’t agree it’s OK for the man to have the same freedom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I used to be what some call a wimp because I was brought up to care for and respect a woman but time and pain taught me that only brings hurt so eventually I woke up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Now my wife has realized so many women would replace her if she even gives them an inch she can’t do enough for me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yes I treat her good and will do mostly anything for her but she still knows her place is only secure as long as she is very vigilant about our marriage.\u201d -John<\/p>\n\n\n\n

===<\/p>\n\n\n\n

There you have it. John has learned that the most effective \u201cpimp slap\u201d is the act of choosing another woman over your misbehaving boo. Drop the slap and watch her come correct.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And if John can recover from his wimpy ways, then the rest of us certainly can, too. It\u2019s never too late to shed your inner Bob and become an indisputably attractive man by waking up to the way women REALLY are (and what they truly crave) and acting accordingly.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And if you\u2019re ready for an incredibly painful dose of reality that makes the average Bob erupt in sanctimonious rage\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2026then you might be interested in learning how a short, balding, misogynistic wordsmith makes unsuspecting college girls soak their vicky secrets on his old, crusty casting couch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And you can learn these wicked ways right here:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

>>>Learn to flip the hidden switch in a woman\u2019s brain that compels her to do very bad things to you while irreparably damaging your couch in the process<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

WARNING FOR BUMBLING BOBS<\/strong>: If you aspire to be the world\u2019s #1 Respecter of Women while keeping your couch free of rips, makeup stains and potentially covid-laden bodily fluids, then clicking this link will shatter all of your holier-than-thou hopes and dreams.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ciao for now,<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Jay<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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