There was a news story this week about a woman who ran out of hairspray and decided to use Gorilla Glue to keep her doo in place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I first heard the story, I felt a little sad.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sad because sometimes I wish I could be really creative like that. I hardly ever have any good ideas, and when I do, it\u2019s usually something that my mom had suggested months earlier. \u2639<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But then I remembered the time I had a similar brilliant idea and decided to hypnotically glue a girl\u2019s head to my crotch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At first, hilarity ensued. But as the gravity of the situation set in, the predicament began to weigh heavily upon my nether regions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And that\u2019s when I realized that my sensitive areas were never designed to be a final resting place for a 11lb bowling ball made of bone and brain matter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And while I\u2019m thankfully for the local surgeon who offered to surgically separate us pro-bono, the incident left behind quite a nasty scar (and a\u2026 well, an indentation) that leads to many horrified looks from my bedroom companions who are forced to learn the meaning of \u201cit can\u2019t be unseen.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I\u2019ve always wanted women to gasp when I drop my drawers. Be careful what you wish for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyhoo, this was one of my most beloved youtube vids until I was forced to de-list it due to the incessant screeching of the feminist hoard.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But in honor of the Gorilla Gluer, I\u2019m sending out the hidden link so you can watch this cinematic masterpiece from 2015 once more (I can\u2019t believe it\u2019s been almost 6 years already).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Enjoy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n