{"id":450,"date":"2021-05-06T02:50:32","date_gmt":"2021-05-06T02:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/learnhypnosisfast.com\/blog\/?p=450"},"modified":"2021-05-06T02:50:35","modified_gmt":"2021-05-06T02:50:35","slug":"im-about-to-bribe-you-hard-with-some-sexy-new-videos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/learnhypnosisfast.com\/blog\/im-about-to-bribe-you-hard-with-some-sexy-new-videos\/","title":{"rendered":"I\u2019m about to bribe you HARD with some sexy new videos"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Ayyyyooo. It\u2019s that time of year where I pass around the collection plate and invite you to contribute to the glorious house of poozey whispering.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No, I\u2019m not looking for monetary donations. But I do need some testimonials from happy clients.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And because I abhor asking for anything without offering value in return, I\u2019m going through my big box of unreleased videos looking for some juicy ones to bribe, uh, I mean THANK you with.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I also plan on gifting some LHF swag that\u2019s sure to turn heads at your next illegal social gathering.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So here\u2019s the deal\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019m looking for both written and video testimonials\/reviews of Mindvana and Mindvana Lite.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Even if you haven\u2019t made a purchase yet, you can still send in a testimonial for the fr-ee version of Mindvana Lite, which means everyone will have a chance to get their hands on some goodies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I\u2019ll have more details coming next week once I figure out the bribes, but I already have 2 queued up and ready to go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The first one will be a Mindvana-style o-gasm session with a sexy contortionist who bit her lip so hard that she started bleeding.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As I\u2019ve been saying for years, if your couch isn\u2019t covered in blood (and other fluids), then you\u2019re just not doing it right.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(Actually, I\u2019ve never said that because it\u2019s kinda gross. But thankfully, one of our Mindvana brothers from the days of yore named Gustav Raupenstrauch did us a huge solid by inventing Lysol, so feel free to desecrate your couch with impunity.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(Fun fact: women used to douche their delicates with Lysol to maintain peak feminine freshness, which is why I trust this brand to keep my furniture free of covid and all mutant strains of cooties.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyhoo, here\u2019s a close-up of this cutie contorting for the camera:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"378\" src=\"https:\/\/learnhypnosisfast.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/d8f9752869dc49e7a7b37626e1e00da7.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-451\" srcset=\"https:\/\/learnhypnosisfast.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/d8f9752869dc49e7a7b37626e1e00da7.jpeg 600w, https:\/\/learnhypnosisfast.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/d8f9752869dc49e7a7b37626e1e00da7-300x189.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Beautiful isn\u2019t she? Ain\u2019t nothing more lovely than a freshly deodorized brown leather couch. Just magnificent.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Moving on\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I found a rather interesting \u201chypnotic exorcism\u201d video starring one of my old mentors who encountered quite the unusual abreaction during a live workshop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you\u2019ve never seen a demon do the Harlem Shake, then you\u2019re in for a real treat\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/learnhypnosisfast.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/6ae646e4752541c6ade931a5e74d8e05.gif\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-453\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Talk about acting with confidence and massive certainty in the face of uncertainty. This guy is a legend.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ok, so next week I\u2019ll be sending out the details of HOW I\u2019d like the testimonials to be formatted, so hold off on this for now.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In the meantime, if you still haven\u2019t tested the Mindvana Lite process on at least one curious cutie, then I recommend doing so over the coming weekend so you\u2019ll be ready to write up a legit review and get your hands on some juicy new vids.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You can get the fr-ee version right here:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/learnhypnosisfast.com\/lite-lesson-dy49fds\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">>>>Learn the easiest and most foolproof hypnotic induction ever invented absolutely fr-ee of charge<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ciao for now,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>-Jay<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Instagram: @jaycataldo<br>Twitter: @jaycataldo<br>Youtube: learn hypnosis in nyc<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ayyyyooo. 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