I\u2019m sad, fam. One of my mentors just passed away.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well, technically the term is \u201ccancelled,\u201d but he\u2019d be better off dead, tbh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
This headline popped up in my feed today:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cPepe Le Pew Won\u2019t Be Appearing in Warner Bros\u2019 \u2018Space Jam\u2019 Sequel\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Some feminist with a Y chromosome tweeted the following nonsense about my beloved Pepe:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u201cRW blogs are mad bc I said Pepe Le Pew added to r@pe culture. Let\u2019s see. 1. He grabs\/kisses a girl\/stranger, repeatedly, w\/o consent and against her will. 2. She struggles mightily to get away from him, but he won\u2019t release her 3. He locks a door to prevent her from escaping.\u201d <\/em>\u2013 some whiny mangina<\/p>\n\n\n\n ===<\/p>\n\n\n\n This tweet really bothered me because you\u2019ll see me use ALL of Pepe\u2019s seduction methods in the Mindvana videos. For example:<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c1. He grabs\/kisses a girl\/stranger, repeatedly, w\/o consent and against her will.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Yes, I smooch the Mindvana girls repeatedly as they try in vain to dodge my kisses. And we all know that hypnosis can force someone to do ANYTHING YOU WANT against their will (like empty their bank account, which is how I became a billionaire).<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c2. She struggles mightily to get away from him, but he won\u2019t release her\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n You\u2019ll frequently see girls struggling mightily to get away from me, as they o-gasm repeatedly in my lap. (If they were serious about pushing me away, they would have spent more time in the gym building their upper body strength, amirite?)<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201c3. He locks a door to prevent her from escaping.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n My office door stays locked to prevent my officemates from investigating the moans and screams of my victims. (And also to keep the girls from escaping.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n The pattern we\u2019re seeing here is quite obvious, so I guess it\u2019s time to spill the beans.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Look\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n It should come as no surprise that Pepe was my one, true mentor who literally taught me EVERYTHING I know about hypnosis and seduction.<\/p>\n\n\n\n It was Pepe who birthed Mindvana many years before he selected me as his prot\u00e9g\u00e9 and since inspired me to carry on his legacy (like Jigsaw from the Saw movies).<\/p>\n\n\n\n All of my \u201cfailures\u201d that I refused to cut from the program were my failed attempts at tweaking the system to Pepe-levels of perfection.<\/p>\n\n\n\n And after many months of toiling, I can honestly say that Pepe would be a proud poppa if he was still around to witness so many formerly-standoffish Mindvana girls eventually crawling into my lap for smoochy-time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Not to mention the streams of vulgarities they text me, such as, \u201cI mees your sweet stench,\u201d and \u201cI want to kees kees kees your pee-pee.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n Now it was Pepe who taught me to hang in there and persevere whenever a girl responds poorly to my initial attempts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Everyone pegs Pepe as a tactless buffoon who\u2019s oblivious to obvious rejection.<\/p>\n\n\n\n But many forget all the times his amour eventually had a change of heart (after hours of straight Mindvana-ing) and began chasing (and, dare I say, \u201cHARASSING\u201d) poor Pepe for the D.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Whenever this happened, Pepe would promptly get turned off and peace on outta there (and rightfully so, since it\u2019s all about the chase).<\/p>\n\n\n\n Here are some clips to jog your memory:<\/p>\n\n\n\n