The Coming 2 America sequel was meager, as expected. I don\u2019t watch much TV, so I sometimes forget the extent to which feminism has invaded everything.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
All the men in the movie are huge pussies, including the king. The women are all strong, brilliant, and correct about everything, always.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well, Wesley Snipes was pretty badass, but of course he gets his ass kicked by a teenage girl. Sigh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The common theme throughout all these mangina movies is that women know everything, and therefore, should hold all the power so they can always get everything they want.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And for a man to be a true hero, he needs to give women all the power so they can always get everything they want.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
One example is the new prince promising to toss tradition in the garbage so some girl he likes can open a barbershop. Another is King Akeem promising his daughter that he\u2019ll start making sweeping changes with her guidance (since teenage girls make the best advisors).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And, yes, we find out in a flashback that Prince Akeem was drugged and date r@ped by a wildebeest. But no worries, because when a woman r@pes a man it\u2019s always cute and funny.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(But if \u201cgender\u201d is just a social construct, doesn\u2019t this chick deserve the Harvey Weinstein treatment? It\u2019s all so confusing.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My dumb male brain isn\u2019t smart enough to understand any of this, which is I why I minimize my consumption of modern entertainment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But what I DO understand is how to make women ridiculously aroused and eager to molest you, by spitting some regal game.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I assure you that giving women everything they ask for has the opposite effect.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
In fact, the one word that turns women on more than any other is the word \u201cNO.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
As in, \u201cHell no you can\u2019t open a damn barbershop. Now grab the sponge and come wash the royal scepter.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That\u2019s one surefire way to make women crazy with lust.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The second, much more effective way (which comes with a \u201cguaranteed to be date r@ped\u201d money back guarantee) can be found right here:<\/p>\n\n\n\n