Spent all day yesterday with Ballet Girl who was chained to my oven and forced to bake me a birthday cheesecake as I worked in my home office.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But if you witnessed the relentless shit-testing I was assaulted with during Monday\u2019s dinner, you would have never expected me to emerge victorious after such a brutally violent encounter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u201cSo what happened last night? I hope the shit-testing wasn\u2019t that she shit the bed.\u201d \u2013 Doc Poon Slaya<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Thankfully not. That would have been orders of magnitude worse than what I experienced. In fact, I\u2019m happy to report that my white sheets are pristine once more (thanks to the magic of hydrogen peroxide).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The testing I suffered was a mix of verbal and behavioral shurikens flying at my face all evening long, from every angle imaginable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guys need to realize that the hottest girls will usually test you the most, so if you wanna hang with the cuties, you\u2019ll need to develop a thick hide (and a repertoire of ripostes).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Female shit-tests typically come in the form of either a scathing insult, acting bored\/displeased, or acting completely indifferent (giving a flat response – neither positive nor negative) to everything you do or say.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Now here\u2019s the thing\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You should be getting EXCITED when getting tested because women don\u2019t test guys they aren\u2019t interested in, PLUS you can easily pass ALL of a woman\u2019s tests with the information I\u2019m about to give you (whereas most guys will fail miserably).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But first, let me give you some examples from this 21yo model\u2019s playbook:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Her: \u201cHow many times have you been dumped by an ex?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Me: \u201cNever. Every girl I\u2019ve ever dated wanted to marry me.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Her: \u201cMarry you? Really???\u201d (genuinely shocked)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(after I just spit some linguistic gold that\u2019s straight-up Oscar-worthy) Her: \u201cYou talk too much. Most guys do this and it\u2019s really annoying. Please just hush.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(after looking at my website) Her: \u201cYour pictures are horrible. If I didn\u2019t know you, I would think you were super gay. On that note, serious question: have you ever had se-x with a guy?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Her: Oh, someone I used to date told me he thinks I\u2019m not really into men at all and would much rather date a girl. I think he\u2019s right.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And on and on it went for hours. This wasn\u2019t even a first date, mind you. I already hooked up with this girl a while back.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But the game never stops, gents. Never, ever.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So what\u2019s the best way to respond to a woman\u2019s tests?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Let\u2019s start with the first kind: the scathing insult<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Tactic #1: Completely ignore it and carry on like you didn\u2019t even hear it<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Tactic #2: Agree and amplify, as in, \u201cYes, all of my exes wanted to marry me but I dumped each one because they were all poor. And fyi, broke-ass ballet dancers will never have a shot with me, so don\u2019t waste your time.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You can also use tactic #1 to respond to her other tests (e.g., acting bored, irritated, indifferent, etc.). The key is acting completely unaffected no matter what she does. Stay in control of your emotions and NEVER GET DEFENSIVE.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And just so you understand, there\u2019s no magic in a witty comeback (tactic #1 works just as well). The magic comes from staying unaffected and unreactive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I personally enjoy messing with girls in playful ways, like when I asked the cute waitress to bring Miss Ballet a sippy cup after she spilled her margarita (and then kept flirting with the waitress all evening).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
At some point, I commented that tonight was \u201cinteresting\u201d for me because I now know what it feels like to experience the services of a \u201clow-end companion\u201d (a polite way of saying \u201ccheap prostitute\u201d).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Her head snapped around when I said that, which telegraphed her familiarity with the term. (I guess she has a side-gig I wasn\u2019t aware of. Jeez Louise.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anyhoo\u2026 as expected, our little game of \u201cI give four fu*ks less than you do\u201d continued for hours until we eventually moved the chessboard into the bedroom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Moral of the story?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The best way to increase a woman\u2019s attraction for you is through hanging in there and PASSING HER TESTS. Just realize that she will never stop testing you, so give up all hope of an occasional day off.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But once you see the game for what it is (and you\u2019re consistently winning), you\u2019ll never be bothered by her meager attempts at testing ever again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And speaking of fun games\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you\u2019ve read my emails these past 2 weeks, you know that I\u2019ve been playing the Mindvana game with a few new cuties, and you have until Sunday to get your hands on the new videos (by sending in a review of either Mindvana or Mindvana Lite).<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Here\u2019s a clip of the contortionist during the exact moment she tore a hole in my leather couch:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
These girls have destroyed my bed sheets, my furniture, and what\u2019s left of my self-esteem, but I\u2019m still deep in the trenches on the daily so I can bring you the latest advancements in hypnotic behavioral discipline.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you\u2019d like to support the cause, please check out the testimonial submission guidelines right here:<\/p>\n\n\n\n