I\u2019ve been spending more time with ballet girl and it\u2019s put me in a weird headspace.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
When it comes to murdering my productivity, this chick puts both Dahmer and Gacy to shame.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But it\u2019s not just that she\u2019s occupying more of my time. There\u2019s something more sinister going on beneath the surface.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was speaking to a buddy who dated a BPD girl for over a decade, and he put it like this\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201cDating these girls is no different than getting high. It\u2019s an intense drug that makes you crash, hard. And just like our college days, you gotta train yourself to bounce back after an all-night bender and show up to work on time, ready to go. It\u2019s a skill, for sure.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n He\u2019s spot on about the drug-like effects. And it\u2019s not about the se-x at all, although se-x with girls on the far end of the \u201chot\/crazy\u201d scale is usually quite the intense experience.<\/p>\n\n\n\n It\u2019s the constant mind games and manipulation attempts. The way their moods shift from hot to cold for seemingly no reason. The brutal shit testing that can leave you in a constant state of nausea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n And the possibility of your self-esteem evaporating in a millisecond if you\u2019re not careful.<\/p>\n\n\n\n The most fitting metaphor I can think of is the assassin bug that liquifies your insides before sucking them right out of you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n ===<\/p>\n\n\n\n \u201cAssassin bugs feed by external digestion, which means that they push their beak into their victim\u2019s body and inject a very toxic, or poisonous, liquid that affects the nerves and liquifies the muscles and tissues of their prey.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Once the insides of the prey are turned into a liquid, the assassin bug uses its rostrum to suck out the liquefied tissues in much the same way we use a straw to drink a milkshake!\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n ===<\/p>\n\n\n\n Yes siree, these girls can easily liquify your self-worth and slurp it up like a mother-f\u2019ing milkshake.<\/p>\n\n\n\n And they\u2019ll enjoy participating in your demise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n That\u2019s why I urge guys to stay away from these types. The risk\/reward profile is hot garbage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n But if listened to my own advice, then my life wouldn\u2019t be the cautionary tale you\u2019ve come to know and love.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Now, lest you think I\u2019ve completely lost my marbles, rest assured that I\u2019ve offset some of the risk by having another girl in play – one who resides on the other end of the see-saw.<\/p>\n\n\n\n This one is the polar opposite of ballet girl. She\u2019s sweet, caring, loyal, responsible, and easy to please. Wifey material, for sure.<\/p>\n\n\n\n But unfortunately for her, she not only lives out of state, but she\u2019s up against a skilled opponent. Plus, we all know that nice girls always finish last.<\/p>\n\n\n\n It doesn\u2019t look good for the underdog. But I won\u2019t know for sure until I lock them both in the steel cage and let them fight to the death.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Anyhoo, don\u2019t be nutso like me. I highly recommend staying away from the crazies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n You’re better off staying stone-cold sober as you focus on giving the women in your life a drug-like experience they\u2019ll never forget.<\/p>\n\n\n\n Luckily for you, my illicit pharmacy hasn\u2019t been shut down just yet, so you can go stock up on Lemmon ludes before the FDA swoops in to ruin the fun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n