{"id":554,"date":"2021-07-04T16:57:38","date_gmt":"2021-07-04T16:57:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/learnhypnosisfast.com\/blog\/?p=554"},"modified":"2021-07-04T16:57:40","modified_gmt":"2021-07-04T16:57:40","slug":"the-douchebags-guide-to-insulting-beautiful-girls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/learnhypnosisfast.com\/blog\/the-douchebags-guide-to-insulting-beautiful-girls\/","title":{"rendered":"The douchebag’s guide to insulting beautiful girls"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

I\u2019ve been on a roll with these happiness tips, so I\u2019m gonna keep the streak going for another week.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you\u2019ve seen some of the Mindvana vids, you know that I\u2019m always joking around with the girls, making sure we\u2019re both laughing and having a good time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Shockingly enough, I\u2019m not just a douche when the camera\u2019s rolling, but equally douchey all throughout my day, regardless of what I\u2019m doing or whom I\u2019m speaking to.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And I make sure to double my douchiness whenever I\u2019m chatting up a girl I\u2019m interested in.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I recently asked a beautiful Colombian I met online to send me a short video of herself.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She sent it over with a comment attached:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cLo siento. Soy muy feo.\u201d<\/em> (\u201cSorry. I\u2019m very ugly.\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

To which I replied:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cS\u00ed, parece que el techo se derrumb\u00f3 y cay\u00f3 de bruces.\u201d<\/em> (\u201cI agree. It looks like the ceiling collapsed and fell on your face.\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She lol’d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

(PSA: don\u2019t say something like this to girl who doesn\u2019t KNOW she\u2019s hot. Calibration is your bestest bud.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And just to clarify, I never purposely try to make girls laugh. I\u2019m always trying to make MYSELF laugh, which is a key distinction.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

People hate to be bored and I\u2019m no exception. Whether I\u2019m writing my goofy morning emails or flirting with a Colombian smokeshow, you\u2019ll always find me giggling like a schoolgirl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Approach life with a playful attitude along with the desire to make everything more interesting and FUN, and everything else will fall into place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Life is far more enjoyable when you start to lighten up and see everything as a big joke. And it does wonders for your happiness baseline.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

You can develop this mindset by constantly asking yourself \u201cwhat\u2019s funny about this situation\u201d multiple times throughout your day, whether you\u2019re practicing the Elman induction on a beautiful girl, or in the process of getting arrested for not wearing a face diaper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Additionally, keep in mind that your emotional state has a powerful influence on others. For example, if you\u2019re a nervous wreck around the women you like, they\u2019ll tend to feel just as nervous. But if you\u2019re relaxed and playful, you\u2019ll find them slipping into goofball mode just as easily.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Simply put, the best way to make a girl feel more comfortable in your presence is for YOU to feel more comfortable around her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And once she\u2019s feeling relaxed and playful, she\u2019ll start joining in on the fun.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

When the Colombian cutie mentioned she wanted to learn how to shoot guns, I sent her a pic of my beloved Scorpion EVO AR-9, to which she replied:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201c\u00bfCu\u00e1ndo comenzamos la purga?<\/em> \ud83d\ude0a\u201d (\u201cWhen do we start the purge?\u201d)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

This one might be a keeper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

And if you need some help purging all of your limiting beliefs and bad habits\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2026then you\u2019ll be happy to know that I had 2 slots just open up for 1-on-1 coaching.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

These slots are first come, first served, but be aware that they require a substantial investment of time and money, plus you\u2019ll have to pass the application process.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

My coaching style isn\u2019t for everyone, but if you\u2019re looking to smash through whatever\u2019s holding you back from having the lifestyle you\u2019ve always wanted, then this just might be the golden opportunity you’ve been waiting for.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Reply to this email and let me know what you\u2019d like to accomplish.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

More tips coming tomorrow. Stay tuned\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Jay<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Instagram: @jaycataldo
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