Got some really cruel comments on yesterday’s email…
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“I know this was meant to be serious but man, this article cracked me up completely – couldn’t stop laughing especially the part with 4 chan because I know what that gives and how things take on a life of their own.” – Graham
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Yes, it was meant to be totally SERIOUS. I was attacked by a pack of wild animals and you reply by womp womping at my misfortune? How absolutely DARE you, sir!
Rob recalls just how SERIOUS this all was…
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“I remember as the gentleman you speak of entered Australia, a bunch of mma buddies i used to train with wanted to hunt down this guy who was there to rap* women.
Luckily the news outlets are now more honest with their reporting these days. Anyway Im off to the shops and only got an hour to put on my protective body suit and masks before i leave. Keep doing God’s work.” -Rob
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Well, at least somebody is serious about his hazmat suit. I seriously respect Rob’s decision to defer to the sci-fience.
Speaking of fake-experts making BS predictions, while I admit to not having my testing kit handy, I’m quite sure that the ballet dancing cutie I had over yesterday was FAR from BPD-free.
Although, she did assure me that she was ONLY bipolar. (Ok, I might be able to live with that.)
She also mentioned how her manic phases lead to severe paranoia and depression and has to swallow tons of pills to manage it all. (Hmmm. Well, she’s really cute. Maybe it’s not so bad.)
But then she hit me with this:
“Look, I’m a little crazy. When I really like a guy, I start getting nervous. Then I get worried that if I open up too much, he’s gonna hurt me. So if he asks me out, I’ll lie and tell him I’m busy and then go screw someone else that I couldn’t care less about to prove to myself that I don’t really like my crush that much, and I can be just fine without him.”
(Uhhhh… check please.)
And there you have it. You know a crazy girl is head-over-heels in love with you when you catch her with strange D in her mouth.
And if you ever find yourself in this position, for the love of God, I hope you have the ring handy, because if you don’t slip that rock on her finger, true love will slip away forever.
Look, it’s rough out there. You’re eventually gonna run into girls like this if you haven’t already.
Your best defense against all flavors of female insanity is studying the warning signs so you can spot them a mile away.
I actually put together quite a comprehensive list of said signs in one of the Seduction Mastery Videos.
If you’re a Mindvana Gold member, you already have access to it. Go study up like your life depends on it.
In the meantime, remember that ALL girls respond to Mindvana – even the crazy ones.
In fact, some of these girls are amazing subjects. Not sure what the link is between “crazy” and “somnambulism” but there’s definitely something there.
So go wow them all with your unique abilities and make them feel things they’ve never felt before.
But be ready to lace up your New Balance’s and run like Forrest at a moment’s notice (Jenny had BPD, by the way).
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-Jay
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