Spent all day yesterday with Ballet Girl who was chained to my oven and forced to bake me a birthday cheesecake as I worked in my home office.
But if you witnessed the relentless shit-testing I was assaulted with during Monday’s dinner, you would have never expected me to emerge victorious after such a brutally violent encounter.
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“So what happened last night? I hope the shit-testing wasn’t that she shit the bed.” – Doc Poon Slaya
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Thankfully not. That would have been orders of magnitude worse than what I experienced. In fact, I’m happy to report that my white sheets are pristine once more (thanks to the magic of hydrogen peroxide).
The testing I suffered was a mix of verbal and behavioral shurikens flying at my face all evening long, from every angle imaginable.
Guys need to realize that the hottest girls will usually test you the most, so if you wanna hang with the cuties, you’ll need to develop a thick hide (and a repertoire of ripostes).
Female shit-tests typically come in the form of either a scathing insult, acting bored/displeased, or acting completely indifferent (giving a flat response – neither positive nor negative) to everything you do or say.
Now here’s the thing…
You should be getting EXCITED when getting tested because women don’t test guys they aren’t interested in, PLUS you can easily pass ALL of a woman’s tests with the information I’m about to give you (whereas most guys will fail miserably).
But first, let me give you some examples from this 21yo model’s playbook:
Her: “How many times have you been dumped by an ex?”
Me: “Never. Every girl I’ve ever dated wanted to marry me.”
Her: “Marry you? Really???” (genuinely shocked)
(after I just spit some linguistic gold that’s straight-up Oscar-worthy) Her: “You talk too much. Most guys do this and it’s really annoying. Please just hush.”
(after looking at my website) Her: “Your pictures are horrible. If I didn’t know you, I would think you were super gay. On that note, serious question: have you ever had se-x with a guy?”
Her: Oh, someone I used to date told me he thinks I’m not really into men at all and would much rather date a girl. I think he’s right.”
And on and on it went for hours. This wasn’t even a first date, mind you. I already hooked up with this girl a while back.
But the game never stops, gents. Never, ever.
So what’s the best way to respond to a woman’s tests?
Let’s start with the first kind: the scathing insult
Tactic #1: Completely ignore it and carry on like you didn’t even hear it
Or
Tactic #2: Agree and amplify, as in, “Yes, all of my exes wanted to marry me but I dumped each one because they were all poor. And fyi, broke-ass ballet dancers will never have a shot with me, so don’t waste your time.”
You can also use tactic #1 to respond to her other tests (e.g., acting bored, irritated, indifferent, etc.). The key is acting completely unaffected no matter what she does. Stay in control of your emotions and NEVER GET DEFENSIVE.
And just so you understand, there’s no magic in a witty comeback (tactic #1 works just as well). The magic comes from staying unaffected and unreactive.
I personally enjoy messing with girls in playful ways, like when I asked the cute waitress to bring Miss Ballet a sippy cup after she spilled her margarita (and then kept flirting with the waitress all evening).
At some point, I commented that tonight was “interesting” for me because I now know what it feels like to experience the services of a “low-end companion” (a polite way of saying “cheap prostitute”).
Her head snapped around when I said that, which telegraphed her familiarity with the term. (I guess she has a side-gig I wasn’t aware of. Jeez Louise.)
Anyhoo… as expected, our little game of “I give four fu*ks less than you do” continued for hours until we eventually moved the chessboard into the bedroom.
Moral of the story?
The best way to increase a woman’s attraction for you is through hanging in there and PASSING HER TESTS. Just realize that she will never stop testing you, so give up all hope of an occasional day off.
But once you see the game for what it is (and you’re consistently winning), you’ll never be bothered by her meager attempts at testing ever again.
And speaking of fun games…
If you’ve read my emails these past 2 weeks, you know that I’ve been playing the Mindvana game with a few new cuties, and you have until Sunday to get your hands on the new videos (by sending in a review of either Mindvana or Mindvana Lite).
Here’s a clip of the contortionist during the exact moment she tore a hole in my leather couch:
These girls have destroyed my bed sheets, my furniture, and what’s left of my self-esteem, but I’m still deep in the trenches on the daily so I can bring you the latest advancements in hypnotic behavioral discipline.
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Ciao for now,
-Jay
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