The secret celebrity who used Mindvana to train his useless wife

When celebrities purchase my products, they usually do it on the down-low.

For instance, Brad Pitt picked up Mindvana Gold right after Angie dumped him, but I had no idea, since he signed up as “Mr. T. Durden.”

But yesterday, one of the most famous men in the world joined our family without bothering to use an alias.

You can imagine my joy when I received this email…


Deer Mr. Jay… I just purchased your wonderful Mindvana system. You have very nice girls in videos, sir. Please make them show bobs and vagene.”

Sanatan Claushury
Himadri Research Station
North Pole


Welcome to the family, Santa.

Word on the street is that he signed up after catching Mrs. Claushury eyeing one of his chad elves.

No surprise there. We all know what happens when we spend too much time in our workshops. As they say, a neglected woman is the devil’s playground.

But once Santa takes his boo through the Mindvana process and sets up triggers for happiness, pleasure, and unbearable arousal, he can rest assured that she’ll be putting those idle hands to good use.

When your woman’s emotional needs are taken care of, you’d better believe you’ll be coming home each night to a spotlessly clean house (and workshop) with a batch of fresh cookies in the oven.

And when you pop open that fridge you’ll find whole milk, oat milk, goat milk, you name it.

I also have no doubt that, on a special night like tonight, he’ll find Mrs. Claushury face down, ass up in the bedroom, just waiting to be taken “reindeer style” (cause Santa’s freaky like that).

This is the power of Mindvana. And if it works for celebs (like Brad and Santa), it’ll most certainly work for you, too.

So in the spirit of giving and goofiness, I want to wish you and your family a very Merry Christmas.

I’m thankful for the opportunity to help men all over the world and I appreciate you trusting me and investing your time and energy into my teachings.

Frankly, I’m happy that people even bother reading my goofy emails in the first place. (I ain’t no Hemingway, if you haven’t noticed.)

Have an awesome day with the fam and enjoy your nice, long weekend.

P.S. Covid hit Christmas hard this year, and Santa might have to lay off some elves who have been with the company for hundreds of years.

There’s no Gofundme at the moment, but if you’d like to help out, please visit Mrs. Claushury’s Onlyfans page and consider purchasing a subscription to her “bathwater of the month” club. Every little bit helps.

Ciao for now,


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