I’m about to bribe you HARD with some sexy new videos

Ayyyyooo. It’s that time of year where I pass around the collection plate and invite you to contribute to the glorious house of poozey whispering.

No, I’m not looking for monetary donations. But I do need some testimonials from happy clients.

And because I abhor asking for anything without offering value in return, I’m going through my big box of unreleased videos looking for some juicy ones to bribe, uh, I mean THANK you with.

I also plan on gifting some LHF swag that’s sure to turn heads at your next illegal social gathering.

So here’s the deal…

I’m looking for both written and video testimonials/reviews of Mindvana and Mindvana Lite.

Even if you haven’t made a purchase yet, you can still send in a testimonial for the fr-ee version of Mindvana Lite, which means everyone will have a chance to get their hands on some goodies.

I’ll have more details coming next week once I figure out the bribes, but I already have 2 queued up and ready to go.

The first one will be a Mindvana-style o-gasm session with a sexy contortionist who bit her lip so hard that she started bleeding.

As I’ve been saying for years, if your couch isn’t covered in blood (and other fluids), then you’re just not doing it right.

(Actually, I’ve never said that because it’s kinda gross. But thankfully, one of our Mindvana brothers from the days of yore named Gustav Raupenstrauch did us a huge solid by inventing Lysol, so feel free to desecrate your couch with impunity.)

(Fun fact: women used to douche their delicates with Lysol to maintain peak feminine freshness, which is why I trust this brand to keep my furniture free of covid and all mutant strains of cooties.)

Anyhoo, here’s a close-up of this cutie contorting for the camera:

Beautiful isn’t she? Ain’t nothing more lovely than a freshly deodorized brown leather couch. Just magnificent.

Moving on…

I found a rather interesting “hypnotic exorcism” video starring one of my old mentors who encountered quite the unusual abreaction during a live workshop.

If you’ve never seen a demon do the Harlem Shake, then you’re in for a real treat…

Talk about acting with confidence and massive certainty in the face of uncertainty. This guy is a legend.

Ok, so next week I’ll be sending out the details of HOW I’d like the testimonials to be formatted, so hold off on this for now.

In the meantime, if you still haven’t tested the Mindvana Lite process on at least one curious cutie, then I recommend doing so over the coming weekend so you’ll be ready to write up a legit review and get your hands on some juicy new vids.

You can get the fr-ee version right here:

>>>Learn the easiest and most foolproof hypnotic induction ever invented absolutely fr-ee of charge

Ciao for now,


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