The magic hypnosis CD that solves all of your problems forever

One thing that people seem to hate more than anything else in life is personal responsibility.

And this is why copywriters are taught to point out that whatever problems the reader might be struggling with are due to no fault of his own.

“Overweight? It ain’t YOUR fault! Your thyroid is a lazy bastard!”

I’ve seen hundreds of examples like this over the years. But I’m excited to report that I recently uncovered the very best “it ain’t your fault” I’ve ever seen, which was featured prominently in some woman’s ad for a past life regression CD.

Here’s a snippet…

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Do you have challenges with money?
Maybe you took vows of poverty in a past incarnation.

Do you have trouble finding love?
You could have been a monk in a past life.

Do you have a fear that you can’t account for?
Perhaps its source is in one of your past embodiments.

Do you have a relationship that is always challenging?
Perhaps this comes from your far past.

Do you struggle with weight?
Maybe you starved to death in a past life.

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“It ain’t your thyroid, stupid! You starved to death thousands of years ago!”

My ego is quite pleased to learn that none of my current life issues have anything to do with the actions I took (or didn’t take) in this lifetime.

But this realization led to another realization…

I now understand that I’ve been making a huge marketing mistake by not bs’ing my readers and serving up the straight up truth of the matter, which is, and always has been:

If your life sucks, then it’s most likely your fault.

People hate hearing that, but it’s incredibly empowering.

When you blame your circumstances on things outside of your control and create an excuse for inaction, then you give away all your power.

But when you take responsibility for EVERYTHING in your life, then you maintain the power to impose your will on anything standing in the way of what you want.

The faster you accept this, the faster you can decide to start taking action and doing what’s necessary to go back in time and convince your past self to leave the monastery and go on a quest to impregnate young virgins across all 7 kingdoms.

The nightmare year of 2020 is already over. 2021 will go by just as fast.

How much action are you willing to take this year so your life ends up looking substantially different 12 months from now?

If you want to learn hypnosis, I got you covered. Go pick one of my home study courses and get to work.

And if you need help in other areas, then you should know that I’ve been helping people make major life changes for over a decade and I happen to be pretty darn good at it.

You certainly don’t NEED my help. But if you want to save time then working with a coach is one of the best ways to massively shorten a stubborn learning curve, and get the things you want much much faster than you could without that level of help and support.

Things like more money, more women, more everything.

I decided to take the month off, but I’m taking applications for February.

So if you have the desire to make 2021 the best year of your life (regardless of what nonsense the world keeps throwing at you), then hit “reply” and let me know what you want to accomplish.

But be forewarned… my coaching packages aren’t cheap. And if I decide to accept you as a client, there’s a minimum 3-month commitment, and you’ll be expected to put in some serious WORK.

This isn’t for toe-dippers. You’ve got to want success for yourself more than I want it for you, so don’t waste your time if you’re not prepared to go all in.

In the meantime, I can always pass along the number of the magic CD lady.

Ciao for now,

-Jay

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