The time I “Gorilla Glued” an innocent girl to my crotch

There was a news story this week about a woman who ran out of hairspray and decided to use Gorilla Glue to keep her doo in place.

When I first heard the story, I felt a little sad.

Sad because sometimes I wish I could be really creative like that. I hardly ever have any good ideas, and when I do, it’s usually something that my mom had suggested months earlier. ☹

But then I remembered the time I had a similar brilliant idea and decided to hypnotically glue a girl’s head to my crotch.

At first, hilarity ensued. But as the gravity of the situation set in, the predicament began to weigh heavily upon my nether regions.

And that’s when I realized that my sensitive areas were never designed to be a final resting place for a 11lb bowling ball made of bone and brain matter.

And while I’m thankfully for the local surgeon who offered to surgically separate us pro-bono, the incident left behind quite a nasty scar (and a… well, an indentation) that leads to many horrified looks from my bedroom companions who are forced to learn the meaning of “it can’t be unseen.”

I’ve always wanted women to gasp when I drop my drawers. Be careful what you wish for.

Anyhoo, this was one of my most beloved youtube vids until I was forced to de-list it due to the incessant screeching of the feminist hoard.

But in honor of the Gorilla Gluer, I’m sending out the hidden link so you can watch this cinematic masterpiece from 2015 once more (I can’t believe it’s been almost 6 years already).


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Ciao for now,


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