Last night, as I took another beautiful girl through the Mindvana 2.0 protocol, we got into a discussion about some of the major mistakes guys make when approaching her. To put things in perspective, this girl is smoking hot –…
Scientific survey uncovers naughtiest female desires
Someone sent me a video about a se-x survey which asked 2000 people to share their desires and fetishes. It should come as no surprise to Mindvana students that women rated desires like female submission and male dominance high up…
Porn star professor fails to deliver key money shot
When I’m not filming crazy Russian girls or composing goofy emails, I spend a lot of my time reviewing self-improvement products. One of the new “how to make sexy-time” courses which recently hit the shelves is a much-hyped program taught…
How to ask a girl for a BJ on the first date
I saw this subject line in my inbox today and it made me lol. It wasn’t too long ago that I was obsessed with learning “secret tricks” like this that would give me about a 1 in 10 chance of…
The magic hypnosis CD that solves all of your problems forever
One thing that people seem to hate more than anything else in life is personal responsibility. And this is why copywriters are taught to point out that whatever problems the reader might be struggling with are due to no fault…
Lazee pu-zee whipped hypnotist gets hypnotized by devious Russian stripper
I almost didn’t get this email out this morning. If I keep on slacking like this, it’s safe to say I’ll be broke and homeless by the end of the year. And because it’s good fun to make excuses for…
Goofy gamer movie serves up secret key to unlimited dating success
Last night I took a break from work (and the election chaos) to spend some quality time with my new LG OLED and the stack of 4k blu-rays I bought myself for Christmas. I popped in “Ready Player One,” a…
Astute-est of students spots hidden concludent message of magnitude
While reading yesterday’s email, one of our members spotted a hidden message in my word salad… === “Jay Lolol You link text had me cracking up. It reminded me of parable of business man and fisherman. Were you thinking this?”…
Testimonial Instructions
You have 2 options for scoring your free goodies: If you send in a video testimonial (for either Mindvana or Mindvana Lite) by 3/21/21, you’ll get the following: 1. A Mindvana-style hypnotic orgasm video featuring Angelica the contortionist 2. A…
How it took me less than a week to ruin my entire year
I need to bitch and moan today. I’m angry, frustrated, and a little teary-eyed. Please bear with me. So last week I decided to start the next round of Mindvana experiments and made a few “enhancements” to the process. I…