I wanted to quickly thank everyone who sent in their testimonials over the past two weeks. Whenever I ask for reviews, I know there’s gonna be a few that make me cringe. Here’s the thing… if you want to chew…
One ring to rule all the thots
There’s an old “Gilligan’s Island” episode where Ginger gets hypnotized by a magic ring. Someone recently sent me this clip and asked if it would be possible to pull this off in real life. Yes and no. I only know…
How to effortlessly decapitate a sh*t-testing ninja
Spent all day yesterday with Ballet Girl who was chained to my oven and forced to bake me a birthday cheesecake as I worked in my home office. But if you witnessed the relentless shit-testing I was assaulted with during…
How to ruin a girl’s life with one simple step
I have a public service announcement today for all the dads on my list. First off, go watch this short Ted Talk from a divorce attorney who advocates for men’s rights. One of the choice blurbs: “Children from fatherless homes…
Mindvana vs. jacked bodybuilder game
I want to quickly thank everyone for yesterday’s b-day wishes. They mean a lot, so thank you. The best part of my birthday is seeing which exes come out of the woodwork to shower me with praise, and which ones…
The one word that makes women eager to molest you
The Coming 2 America sequel was meager, as expected. I don’t watch much TV, so I sometimes forget the extent to which feminism has invaded everything. All the men in the movie are huge pussies, including the king. The women…
World’s greatest seducer murdered by cancerous cancel culture
I’m sad, fam. One of my mentors just passed away. Well, technically the term is “cancelled,” but he’d be better off dead, tbh. This headline popped up in my feed today: “Pepe Le Pew Won’t Be Appearing in Warner Bros’…
These are the new videos I’ll be sending you
Just a reminder that you have until the end of next week to send in your testimonial and score your fr-ee goodies. Someone asked if they’re allowed to submit one if they haven’t made a purchase. Yes, you can do…
Anti-aging secret hidden in the depths of my douchey emails
One of our senior members comments on yesterday’s confidence-boosting email… === “Jay, You’re Soo Good! Write So Well! Such Confidence! I’m A Senior Citizen. Seeing Your Confidence, I Feel Young. God Bless You Jay! Warm Regards” – Uncle Babu ===…
The model-magnet mindset of an old, ugly bastard
One of the keys to massive success with beautiful girls is making peace with all of your insecurities. Just accept them all. And then keep your attention elsewhere. Your insecurities will only become an issue when you focus on them…